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This was so fun. Total misfits vibe.

Kelly and Val are the slutty couple that are too cool for school. They smoke cigarettes and neck in the corner of the gymnasium.

Gilles and Peta are obviously the “it” couple. Prom king and queen with innocent reputations. They are totally waiting for marriage, except they’ve totally done it, plus a couple of handy jobs (more on this later).

Emmitt is the jock, who could give two shits. In his history class, he sits next to the foreign exchange student, Cheryl, who is completely culture shocked. They console each other from the weirdness. Cheryl is now three months pregnant.

Kirstie is the girl that eats her feelings. Wants in, but is an outsider. Her best friend is Maks, the lead in every high school play. He swears three hand jobs and one BJ do not make a person gay.

Also, 3:36, holy bulge.

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That was so sensual. Rowr.

Carrie Ann falling? LOL. Even more funny is Bruno and Len doing nothing to help her, oh and laughing.

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Peta has on the sexiest outfit ever. Smoldering.

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How can you not think this is hot?

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"Following someone on Twitter & then complaining about what they tweet about is like stalking someone & complaining that they walk too fast."

- Retweeted that shit, because I keep getting fucking annoyed by all the people complaining about Gilles Marini and Peta. Like what the fuck. All they do is speak the worst of him and flip anything he says. Why the hell would you follow someone if you hate them? You know why, because they like Shawn/Derek, Apolo/Karina, etc. They see him as big competition. The only way to pump up their favorite pairs is by talking shit on Gilles. I swear to God, the hate is overwhelming. “Desperate” and “not that good of a dancer” are played out fuckers. Be positive instead of negative. They are a great looking couple and have absolutely insane chemistry. And fuck yes, I’m excited to see their tango.
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Oh. That’s how you make a jive sexy. Sassy!

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Ohhh! Kevin G!

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Let’s try something new, please. Ignore my blurry ass picture. Clearly, screencapping is my thing.

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Loved it.

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My idol. My alter ego. My Hannah Montana.

My idol. My alter ego. My Hannah Montana.