This was so fun. Total misfits vibe.
Kelly and Val are the slutty couple that are too cool for school. They smoke cigarettes and neck in the corner of the gymnasium.
Gilles and Peta are obviously the “it” couple. Prom king and queen with innocent reputations. They are totally waiting for marriage, except they’ve totally done it, plus a couple of handy jobs (more on this later).
Emmitt is the jock, who could give two shits. In his history class, he sits next to the foreign exchange student, Cheryl, who is completely culture shocked. They console each other from the weirdness. Cheryl is now three months pregnant.
Kirstie is the girl that eats her feelings. Wants in, but is an outsider. Her best friend is Maks, the lead in every high school play. He swears three hand jobs and one BJ do not make a person gay.
Also, 3:36, holy bulge.